Photoshoots are Not Fun; AKA: Showing off My Ass

If you're going to find clients you gotta show em what you're working with and that is why Jesus created the Digital Camera (and thank Moses he did too.) In the olden days when I was like 10 I used to have to buy a disposable camera, take pics, and hope that the people developing them didn't notice or if they did, hope they didn't raise a stink. Now that I've got my handy dandy digi I can take all the pics I want in the privacy of my own bathroom... It's convenient but it's really not that fun. First you have to think of something that says, 'sexy and slutty' but not 'reeking of effort', then you have to place the camera and set it on an automatic timer then run and hope you hit your pose before the flash goes off.

Adding further chaos to the mix, sometimes if it's a cock shot you flaccid which sucks cause there's no fluffer and of course someone saw fit to curse me with a dick that doesn't respond to Mastrubation (Curse you Buddha!!) ... you get the picture; it's not fun. For some odd reason, the second I pull out a camera I instantly go limp so I have to keep trying to think sexy thoughts (which doesn't really work either) and pray that I can keep it up until the flash goes off. Not that I have impotency issues; NOT at all, I just don't turn my self on the way other people seem to turn themselves on.

Whatever, I got the damn pictures taken and now I'm ready to conquer the world again... with my ass!

-The Tart