Sometimes the Sex Just Doesn't Happen

There's nothing worse than a whiny guy who talks the talk and then blames you when he stumbles. It's not my fault we didn't get to do anything. I figure a few more sessions with him and I'll finally be able to get that new lap top. Easy money; that's the best... though- a part of me wishes he could get it up; he is super cute and I am horny and... I guess that's the price of having a horse hung dick. It's too big to get enough blood pumping into it to make it fully solid. Ugh! Thank God he didn't try to fuck me with that thing! There is nothing worse than a flaccid penis. I repeat, there is nothing worse than a flaccid penis... except for being fucked by a flaccid penis. Don't believe me? Try it sometime and then we'll see how traumatized you are. I wonder... what will happen if I spike his drink with a Cialis... maybe he'll be able to get it up... he did mention a heart condition though and I think Cialis causes heart attacks... or am I making that up? Whatever, it's not my problem. The next time I see him, I'll just lay back and see what happens. If he can't get it up, I drug him and leave; if he can... well I'll just have to see what type of fuck he throws. Some guys with big dicks only know how to 'Pump, pump, dump.' Yawn; not having it. If he can keep me entertained... that would be awesome. Otherwise I'll just blow him and go. Okay, I've got a 4 o'clock and it's in the Bronx (gotta stop doing these damn traveling calls.) Catch ya later.